Shagwell, by TheMico ©
|Died||In 300 AC, near the Whispers|
Appearance and Character
There are rumors said that Shagwell once killed a man for not laughing at one of his japes.
A Clash of Kings
After the fall of Harrenhal, Shagwell hacks off the heads of two dead knights from Ser Amory Lorch's garrison and prances through the castle, swinging the heads by the hair and mockingly making them talk of the cause of their deaths. Shagwell spreads the story of the 'weasel soup' and Arya Stark's involvement in the castle's fall, which prompts Arya to consider adding him to her prayer kill list, but her fear of Shagwell negates this thought. When Lord Roose Bolton arrives at Harrenhal, Shagwell introduces Arya to him as the 'weasel who made the soup'. Shagwell kicks the captive Amory into the bear pit that evening.
A Storm of Swords
Urswyck captures Ser Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth near Maidenpool and brings them to Vargo Hoat, the leader of the Brave Companions. Shagwell kicks out Jaime's legs and jumps on the knight's back, allowing Zollo to then chop off Jaime's sword hand.
On the way to Harrenhal, Jaime grabs Timeon's sword one morning and tries to escape. Shagwell dodges all of the knight's swings, however, and kisses Jaime's head after he trips. Shagwell, Zollo, and Rorge attempt to rape Brienne one night, but Jaime thwarts them by claiming she can be ransomed for sapphires from her father, Lord Selwyn Tarth. Shagwell suggests that Jaime be thrown into Harrenhal's bear pit, but Vargo and Roose refuse. Shagwell is among the Companions mocked by Jaime after the knight is released from Harrenhal by Roose.
A Feast for Crows
The Brave Companions scatter with the capture of Harrenhal by Ser Gregor Clegane. Jaime hopes to find Pyg and Shagwell in Harrenhal's dungeon when he returns to the castle, but they have already departed. Pyg, Timeon, and Shagwell torture an outlaw from the brotherhood without banners and learn that Sandor Clegane was with Arya Stark, and they later hear a similar story from the innkeep at the crossroads inn.
The sellswords go to Maidenpool to find passage across the narrow sea to Essos. The docks are guarded by Lord Randyll Tarly's men, so the fool instead entertains at the Stinking Goose and buys drinks for sailors, hoping that the three outlaws can be smuggled from Westeros on a ship. Dick Crabb cons Shagwell into buying a map to the Whispers, which he says is a popular smugglers' cove, but Dick omits that ships have not been there for thirty years. The sellswords camp in the ruins after they arrive.
Brienne has been tasked by Jaime with finding Sansa Stark, who has gone missing after the death of King Joffrey I Baratheon. Sansa is believed to be in the company of Dontos Hollard, another fool. Brienne learns of Dick boasting of having "fooled a fool", and Dick later agrees to escort Brienne to the Whispers so she can find the fool in question.
When Brienne, Dick, and Podrick Payne arrive at the Whispers, Shagwell jumps down from a weirwood and breaks Dick's knee with his morningstar. Dick begs for mercy, but Shagwell crushes his face. Shagwell and Timeon begin talking to Brienne in an attempt to distract her while they surround her. While Brienne kills Timeon and Pyg, Podrick throws stones at Shagwell until he yields. Brienne makes him dig a grave for Dick beneath the weirwood. After he finishes digging, Shagwell lunges at Brienne with a rock, but she stabs him to death with a dagger while telling him to laugh. Brienne brings the heads of the three sellswords to Maidenpool and leaves their bodies for crows.
Arya: One.Shagwell: Now there's a weasel clever as a goat!
—Shagwell and Arya Stark
Shagwell: You mustn't hurt sweet Shagwell, I'm too droll to die.
Brienne: You are no better than the rest of them. You have robbed and raped and murdered.Shagwell: Is that my fault? Women have no sense of humor.
Shagwell: Oh, I have, I have, I shan't deny it... but I'm amusing, with all my japes and capers. I make men laugh.
Brienne: And women weep.
—Shagwell and Brienne of Tarth
Quotes about Shagwell
—thoughts of Arya Stark
- A Clash of Kings, Chapter 47, Arya IX.
- A Feast for Crows, Chapter 20, Brienne IV.
- George R. R. Martin's A World of Ice and Fire, Shagwell.
- A Clash of Kings, Chapter 30, Arya VII.
- A Storm of Swords, Chapter 31, Jaime IV.
- A Feast for Crows, Chapter 40, Princess In The Tower.
- A Storm of Swords, Chapter 21, Jaime III.
- A Feast for Crows, Chapter 31, Brienne VI.
- A Storm of Swords, Chapter 44, Jaime VI.
- A Feast for Crows, Chapter 27, Jaime III.
- A Feast for Crows, Chapter 9, Brienne II.
- A Feast for Crows, Chapter 14, Brienne III.
- A Feast for Crows, Chapter 4, Brienne I.
- A Feast for Crows, Chapter 25, Brienne V.
- A Feast for Crows, Chapter 42, Brienne VIII.
- A Clash of Kings, Chapter 64, Arya X.